Scientology Health Code Violations

scientology health code violations

LA Magazine has a feature called, “Ask Chris.” In a recent edition, someone asked, “Do Scientologists actually live in that huge blue building in Hollywood?”  Well, that huge blue building happens to be less than a block away from my shop.  So the short answer is:  Yes, they do.

I have a considerably longer answer though, since the question took me back to memories of living conditions I’ve experienced in several of Scientology’s facilities.  I’ve been inside that particular blue building a few times, and it’s not a pretty picture.

Reports from others corroborate that opinion.  Even David Miscavige, the Little Pope of Scientology, agrees with me.  He calls it “pig’s berthing” and refuses to stay there on the occasions when he’s in town.  I had one client at my shop who complained of a scalp condition he couldn’t get rid of.  He said he’d traced it back to the time when he used to be a member of Scientology’s Sea Organization and had to live there and sleep on the filthy mattress they provided.

They talk about Scientology’s living conditions at, saying things like, “broken windows, broken doors, exposed sub-flooring, this was all totally normal… after a while you don’t see it anymore.”  And, “just another way to scare people into behaving.”  And, “the irony of ‘pig’s berthing’ is that all of the berthing was awful… so many code violations, from too many people living in a room to rooms illegally being divided into additional rooms….”

On ESMB, another person remembers pig’s berthing in Florida that had “no shower curtains, no heat or air conditioning, cockaroaches (though so what, all the rooms had those), spider webs everywhere, just a mattress on the floor, and birds living in the rafters.”

I’m surprised I wasn’t able to find a link to the “roach darbies” they used to have on the Flagship Apollo.  Does anybody remember those?  Roach darbies were some kind of ongoing contest, where prizes were awarded, according to the size of the roach nest you uncovered.  The place was full of them.  Prizes were announced in the Orders of the Day.

You might well ask, “Why doesn’t someone complain about abominable conditions like this?”

Well, that’s completely out of the question.  Old L. Ron justifies it with his philosophy on “Toughness” — which is a quality you have to have to thrive in the Sea Org.  Besides, “it’s only MEST” — Scientology’s acronym for material goodies, made up of Matter, Energy, Space, and Time.  And we’re not into MEST.  We’re spiritual, right?

Being into MEST makes you “PTS to the middle class” — in other words, the middle class is suppressing you.  And heaven forbid you should ever be PTS to anything, since being PTS disqualifies you from reaping many of the alleged benefits of Scientology.

All the while, on the other side of his face, Old L. Ron was grabbing all the MEST you had and stockpiling it for his own personal benefit.

Well, shouldn’t the Health Department come and inspect their facilities?  Good luck with that.  They’ve infiltrated the Health Department, so that they get forewarned when an inspection is imminent.  Then they rush around, cramming all those extraneous filthy mattresses and other assorted junk into temporary storage until the inspection is over — at which time they just go back to business as usual.

They’ve gotten away with this stuff for decades.  So “pig’s berthing” persists.  They even use assignment to “pig’s berthing” as a punishment.  They’ve made it a part of their institution.

Can anything be done about it?  I don’t know.  But maybe it’s a more easily confronted aspect of the Scientology clusterf**k.  Just like people won’t stop smoking when you tell them smoking will kill them — but they might consider stopping, if you tell them it’ll give them wrinkles.  Or they never could convict Al Capone of anything to do with organized crime, but they got him on tax evasion.

Maybe — just maybe — many more people would be properly outraged about Scientology health code violations than they are about their alleged child abuse, human trafficking, and human rights abuses.  What do you think?

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  1. I can attest and verify the facts above.
    I was in for 40 years. Departed 2010>
    Cult begged me to stay.
    Letter from Commanding Officer of AOLA and execs to return to counseling.
    Visit from OSA Exec asking me to disconnect from Marty and Mike or it would be “irrevocable”
    I chose to leave the cult no matter the consequences.
    Because they are pathological LIARS they claim they expelled me for misconduct.
    They only expelled me after I spoke out and revealed their dirty little secrets.

  2. When I was in and deeply drink and of the Kool aid I had made a friend while I was a public person of a sea org member.
    For whatever reason Maybe I had to take a shower we were going to go on an adventure and I went up to his Room I think to use the shower before going out dancing or something. And I had a car and he didn’t so this was going to be lots of fun on a Saturday night.
    First of all he had to sneak me in, as ‘public’ were not allowed in sea org berthing spaces.
    I didn’t say anything, but I was absolutely shocked at how tiny the room was and how awful it was.
    He had the room to himself as he was married to another sea org member.
    Small bed, incredibly tiny and cramped bathroom, exposed pipes, chipping paint and plaster, and an area rug thrown over an uneven floor, that I didn’t even want to know why was uneven.
    He was really proud of this room because it had its own bathroom.
    I was a starving public scientologist living in a crappy rental. His room made my leaky, creaky rental look like a mansion.
    I’m not surprised they have someone in the health department otherwise how could they ever pass inspection.
    I really sincerely wish somebody would do a snap unplanned inspection and discover how much danger the sea org members are put in without their knowledge.

    • Once you’ve seen their living conditions, I’m not surprised “public” were not allowed inside. Once I was delivering some products to an elderly Sea Org member who lived in the Anthony Building down the street on Fountain Avenue, and the security person on duty wouldn’t allow me to take it up to her room. She had to come to the lobby. And while I was waiting for her to come down, I had ample opportunity to notice the moldy smell and filthy carpet that felt lumpy underfoot, as if they had merely covered over years and years of other moldy carpet instead of tearing it out and installing it new.

  3. I forgot all about “pig’s berthing”! That’s right!!! If rice & beans don’t work, ya get pig’s berthing!


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